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(About his "Camp Rock" audition). I sent in a video on some really ghetto camera, and Disney asked me to send it again because the film wasn't very good. They couldn't really hear my voice. For a week, I totally forgot about it, and I was like, "There's no way I got it." After that week, my dad and manager sat me down in a room, and I thought I was in trouble. I was like, "What did I do?" Everything was going through my mind. They finally told me I got the movie! I was like, "What?" and totally freaking out!
Getting double grounded is the toughest. It's like, "What can they take away now?"
In kindergarten, I didn't know what to say to the girl I liked, so I blurted out, "I like your red marker.' It was dumb.
I don't like it when a girl says, "I'm so tired." It's like, "Let's go have fun!"
Guys just want to kiss you, not your makeup, so too much lip gloss is not good idea! Kisses are perfect in front of a sunset. And I think it's better to be alone if it's your first kiss in a new relationship. Everyone else doesn't need to see it.
(About the song "Hold On") You can be in any situation, but you're holding on because you don't want to give up on love. Say you're in a terrible situation...you can always find the light if you look hard enough.
(about flirting) Keep it playful for as long as you can--that's more fun. When you immediately tell your friend, 'Hey, tell him I like him,' that kind of kills it. I like it when it's like, "Let's just have fun with it for a while."
I think it's really romantic when a girl shows up to surprise me. I love that.
I had a New Year's kiss once. But it was like, "Let's start the year off together," and then we wound up breaking up the night after!
I try to stay away from drama!
I walked up to two girls in an airport looking at Popstar! and they had it opened to a page with me, Kevin and Nick on it. So I walked over and I was like, "Oh, I love those magazines!" and I walked away. They were freaked out!
I wish I could shoot bacon out of my eyes.
(the thing he misses most about New Jersey) One thing they don't have out here in California is Rita's Italian Ices.
My favorite flirty line is, "Hey, did you drop this?" Then you pick up a handful of sugar and say, "It fell out of your hair."
(about the song Hold on) " The song Hold on can be about anything. Like if you're waiting in line for a resturant you're going to or whatever and you're just like "OHHH" hold on! Or like..say you're riding you're bike done the street and a tire pops, hold on.....to you're bike...This is hold on..I need to figure out what the song is really about!
(about a ring tone)"whats your ring tone joe??" "Vibrate you know that feeling when you'r in the store and your pants start to vibrate and your like oh my phone!I like that feeling"
The funniest pick up line I know is "I got my library card and i'm checking you out"
''Awkward...''
It's cool when someone says something like, "Your triceps look huge"!
(To Jessica Alba) See you at the wedding!

(rapping) I'm Joe Jonas, I'm your best friend. Open the fridge...eat a chicken.

(on live chat) "If you can see us write...applesauce." Nick: "applesauce?"
Kevin: "they can't spell applesauce!"

"Woo...I'm a Ghost!"

"Merry Christmas, happy Hanakuh, Kwanza, Quiziggyziggyzan."

"We're here on July 3rd, 1923."

"Nick's a studmuffin."

"Hi, I'm Kevin Jonas and I would like to sell you a car!"
"I'm so excited I'm gonna run into traffic. Wait...there are no cars in Oklahoma!"
"This is our tour bus. Now get out!"
"Miley Cyrus needs a straightjacket."
(after hitting Nick with plastic bat) "I'm not angry. I have never been angry in my entire life. The only thing that makes me angry is people videorecording me. Making me mad. NOW TURN IT OFF!"
"Every studio needs a rubber chicken."

I no the muffin man!!!

"I own Donald Trump."

(after Kevin said they were "Burin' Up the Charts) "That's not funny. Wanna know what's funny? A guy walks into a store and says ""Can I get a glass of milk?" and the guy behind the counter says ""We don't got glasses here.""" (Nick and Kevin laugh)
Nick: So Joe, what have you been up to recently?
Joe: (sniffs pillow) Stealing stuff.
Audience: Ooooooooohhhhhh......


Joe:Kevin Has Starbucks Radar In His Head.We'll Be On The Road And He'll Be Like, "Two Miles -Starbucks" He Can Smell It And Every Time He Is right.

Joe: I just found out the other day that like putting a pop tart in the microwave or oven taste so much better.
Nick: Yeah he just found that out!
Joe: I thought it was the way they were supposed to be made!
Nick: They're called POP tarts
Joe: Yeah but you-I, I Didn't expect. Oh you know that it doesn't say in the instuctions to put it in the oven or microwave
Nick: Yes It does
Kevin: Yeah It does
Nick: That's the whole back of the box
Joe: An egg doesn't say crack this. It doesn't say that does It?
Nick: No, because you don't have to do that!

Joe: "Rice Moves Joe" Oh it says Nice Moves. I was like "Rice Moves?" What kind of rice is that? Don't eat It!

Joe:You Know what always Gets Rid Of A sore Throat?
Girl:What?
Joe:A Bowl Of sugar
Girl:A Bowl Of sugar?
Joe: Pour Water On It And Just Drink It.My Mom tried It With Me Once
Kevin: And Then He Turned Out The Way He Did so I Don't Know If You Really Want To Try It.
Kevin is a ball of energy, on stage and off.
If bullies see that they're not affecting you, it won't be fun for them.
(Speaking of there self-titled album) The album is meant to get people up and have fun and raise their energy.
Singing is hard work - it gets tiring, but, you know, when you get back on that stage, it's worth every bit. Every bit of energy that you spent to get there, it's completely worth it.
(Speaking of Camp Rock) The biggest challenge of doing the movie was acting in general. It's so new to us. We're so used to performing onstage. I didn't know how I would do. Honestly, I got kind of nervous! But I felt really comfortable about halfway through.
I'm always checking the mirror because I'm afraid that I have something in my teeth.
I love gold, I love socks, I love to wear socks all the time.
(Speaking of A Little bit longer) There's definitely a little bit of Prince in the new record.
If I could have a superpower, I would probably want to be able to shoot spaghetti out of my fingers.
Every studio needs a rubber chicken.
If I had to be a crayon, I would be the color orange, black, white, dot, clear, red.
One thing nobody knows about me is that three of my fingers are edible, but I can't tell you which fingers.
a guy walks into a grocery store and asks for a glass of milk their like...psh we don't sell glasses here.
every girl has something special about them
CORN POPS BOYZ!
(Kevin and Nick turn table) Joe:Oh how the tables have turned.

Are you a spider?

Like...LOL.

I wonder if the muffin man is a girl...

(impression of a country accent) I'm gonna kill you with my gun, then I'm gonna put you in the trunk of my car, and take you to the desert. Then, I'm gonna take you back home, and make sure you're okay.

reporter: "Frankie."
Joe: "kid."
reporter: "Joe."
Joe: "Man."

I'm sportin' a neck pillow straight outta dome, yo!

Joe: "Hey, Nick. I've been trying to put this $50 bill into the soda machine for an hour now."
Nick: "Why?"
Joe: "...I don't know..."

Here, have a lollipop!

Joe: "Some may say it's dangerous to have umbrellas inside."
Nick: "It's dangerous!"
Joe: "But I AM DANGEROUS!"

Fine, take your banana!

I'm allergic to ocean water ... and dental floss... and ...*chokes* AIR!

Nick, don't embarass me in front of all my friends.

Joe: *singing* Monkeys are so good, in the forest!
Kevin: shouldn't it be jungle?
Joe: sorry. *sings again* Monkeys are so good, livin' in the jungle! When they have bananas and its lunchtime, they can get grumpy, but it's ok, because the monkeys will get over it!
Joe: Mom can you make me some apples?
Denise: You want me to grow some?
Joe: Yeah, just grow some and i'll make up some organic peanut butter
Denise: really?
Joe: Yeah, can i get some OPB?


(from JONAS episode "Frantic Romantic") "So what she put her arm around me for one picture! millions of girls have done that! *looks to camera* and every one special! *winks*"
Nick and Kevin look at him.
*looks back at camera earnestly* "Seriously."


 Kevin: Jeez, why does Joe have to be such a meanie magnet?
Joe: I can't help it. It's the curse of the cool.
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Cuppiieyy Joe is awesomeness. 0 Nov 8 2009, 2:51 PM EST by Cuppiieyy
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Oh god! I laughed at Every Single one of these!!!!! So awesomeness. Joe is awesomeness. Definition of awesomeness = Jonas, Joseph Adam. ♥♥♥♥♥.
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jbrocks4me8 whoa man. . . . you are a PIECE OF WORK! ha-lar-i-ous! 0 Aug 21 2009, 1:55 AM EDT by jbrocks4me8
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omg joe you are SO random its almost like you have a condition or something. . . . but you're sweet tho :)
sweet, sweet joe. awwww i wanna cuddle with you, you big teddy bear.

stay nice and sweet joey! <3
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Jonas#1fan101 that was awesome 0 Jul 6 2009, 6:32 PM EDT by Jonas#1fan101
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that was awesome joe i love you love Krissy
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Joe is awesomeness.